The setting is Camp Crystal Lake in August of 1988. What, I hate that game, too? Cuts to the Nerd in another room), The Nerd: This game... is FUCKIN' HORRIBLE! Brain: Science, why have you forsaken me?! It's NOT a shitload of fuck. I love those scary faceless kids in the cabin. (The Nerd turns the game off, looks around trying to find Jason, who is found) Shit. I go into a cabin, and right away there's another mannequin camp counselor. I just love tryin' to find the door, because, there's nothin' in here, and now, I just wanna get the fuck out. So now my character's slower, I don't have any of my items anymore, (cut to close-up on the Nerd's face), and I'm back to usin' the FUCKIN' ROCK AGAIN. 6 Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) The Nerd: Every goddamn screen looks the same. It makes it more challenging. The Scarecrow scene? And over there, that blinking cabin way over there? Like when you're walkin' left, but you're really heading to the right on the map? When you hear that, you have to switch to the map screen, and see which cabin's blinking. I mean, everybody loves this game, because it's awesome. I'm talkin' about Castlevania III. A caption reads, "TO BE CONTINUED...", then the credits roll.). What can ya say? Goin' around throwin' rocks at zombies, collecting lighters, runnin' around tryin' to find fireplaces to light... what more could ya ask for? The knife goin' into the eye in the beginning right away should be an indication of how... cool it is. Beautiful. That's... the best Game Over screen I ever saw. Just great. The Nerd: I love all those options on the right. The knife goin' into the eye in the beginning right away should be an indication of how... cool it is. I love figurin' that shit out. (whispers) Get the fuck out. I mean, everybody loves this game, because it's awesome. WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKIN' BULLFUCK! I got a good idea of what it should say. The control's so fuckin' awkward! Even Jason's mom makes an appearance. Francine Frensky: It's the bottom of the 9th with two outs. (Tries to get out) Goddamn it. I've just been walkin' in the wrong fuckin' direction. It's all just a test of patience, and it can KISS MY FUCKIN' ASSHOLE! WADE: We'II be fine. It's priceless. DIE! Knowing that Jason couldn't have been the only enemy in the game, it's interesting to see the use of zombies, birds, and... even wolves to add to the mix. (highlights cabin) That's where I'm supposed to go to fight Jason. "), The Nerd: That's ingenious. I'm here. The control's so fluent, you just might have to tap the D-Pad twice to get it to move. What can ya say? The Nerd: Well... Friday the 13th on Nintendo. Just wonderful. I'd rather fuckin' eat my fuckin' balls off and puke 'em up my fuckin' ass! The Nerd shoots Jason in the head, blowing his head off, leaving a puddle of blood. I mean, wasn't this a great idea? Using his machete, he points to the "PUSH START BUTTON" message. You're goin' to Hell. That's brilliant, right? And along the way, I continue to collect lighters, keys, weird bottles, and because that rock is as useless as a wad of paper, upgrading to the knife is essential. Finally, the Friday The 13th script is here for all you fans of the Jared Padalecki & Danielle Panabaker Jason 2009 remake. The Nerd looks at the cartridge) Kill me. Freddy Krueger's clawed glove, accompanied by the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" theme music, comes up from behind the couch just as the Nerd wakes up and notices it. So let's try "CHANGE". This game is infamous for being... great, right? The overall design, the AstroTurf floors, just ingenious. https://arthur.fandom.com/wiki/Friday_the_13th/Transcript?oldid=411202. It should say: "You're dead. I mean, the concept is just brilliant. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Buster: Once when I was wearing this hat, everyone I knew gave me a present. HUUUURGH! In this case, two scripts for the now defunct project have leaked. (In-game Jason pops out of nowhere, frightening the Nerd), The Nerd: WHOA! So, I finally get to the cabin, I walk in, and the mannequin counselor says "THANK YOU!!" They're either "defeated" or they... turn into an item and like, float away. (Back to the story) Francine Frensky: It's the bottom of the 9th with two outs. Isn't that a mean thing to say to kids?
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